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Why don't you just set up a Tinder?
Dick pics. Don't want them, don't need them.
That's the only thing stopping you? I should just set it up myself.
Lauren I will hate you for the rest of our natural and zombie lives if you do!
Just for that...
Please, Laur, I'm begging you.
LAUREN...!!!!
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FOR YOUR EYES ONLYYYYYYY
OMG! DON'T YOU START THIS!
For when you're lonely and forget who you are
I'm missing half of meeeeee when we're APAAAAAARRRRT
I'm done with you!
...WHEN ARE YOU COMING HOME?! I miss your stupid face.